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A huge freshwater Crocodile has just been discovered basking in the upper pond located in the gardens of the MIRAMARE Castle.

The Castle Authorities have instantly been informed and have already alerted all the experts in the area and have even contacted a notorious Australian crocodile tamer.

Should you incidentally come across it, do not panic, freeze and start singing.

The crocodile is sensitive to the song "Sound of Music"  as it used to listen to in its native environment, so just slowly chant it with the following words.............

Happy April Fool's Day !!!!